Now I need some short-shorts

As you may know, it's fairly common for road bikers to shave their legs. Though some may say that there is a reason for this, it's purely for show. I've often considered this a level of bikefagness that I wouldn't cross, but every conviction has to be tested at some point, no? So I finally caved. Or rather, sort of caved. It all started with some asshole who felt that he had to apex a gentle curve at about 15mph, causing me to enjoy some tasty asphalt.

Ah yes, the classic squeeze. Immediately followed by calls of, "I didn't see you," and, "where did you come from?" Apparently, to the below-average motorist it's inconceivable that, after passing a cyclist, he or she may return to your general area (the 'moronisphere') if you should happen to slow down shortly thereafter. This is why it is often advisable to display a little patience and not pass a cyclist, say, about 100 feet before a stop sign.

But I digress. While still a dick move, the event fell squarely in the realm of 'accident,' and the gentleman seemed apologetic enough. With my safe return home, I considered the prospect of wrapping my hairy leg with tape, and promptly whipped out the razor and got to work.

Though it's not the best picture, you can get a sense of what I did. It's really a pretty wussy wound, but was bleeding enough where it needed to be wrapped (going through town with blood running down my leg was fairly entertaining.) I just did the knee area (which took forever beeteedubs, don't know how girls deal) and it feels pretty good.

So that's my foray into the world of bike-geekdom and leg shaving. I must say, the smoothness is kind of nice.

Back to NYC

Hello Fellas,

Kudos Duke. Sounds like the right move for you in the long run. It's been a while since you've heard from me as well. I've been all over the place and generally lazy in terms of keeping you all up-to-date on my situation. First of all, After just about 3 months of unemployment I finally got my ass back into the game. Additionally, I'm going to be moving back to New York City for the opportunity. It's going to be somewhat similar to what I was doing before only in the fact that I'm also going to be working with options. However, it's different because I won't be executing any of my own trading ideas. It is a broker-dealer firm who work with institutional clientele (hedge funds, mutual funds, pensions funds and so on). Additionally, its more of a sales role rather than a trading role. But its a fantastic opportunity because I'm basically going to be working directly for the Managing Director of the Options Desk, learning everything he does so that I can help him out and he doesn't have to spread himself out too much.

And speaking of Michigan, the true Michigan alumni network was working in full force on this one. The guy I'm going to be working for (a michigan alum from the early 90's) passed the job posting to another michigan guy, who passed it along to a buddy of mine from school, who passed it along to me. Amazing what's out there for us.

So I will be back in New York starting my new Job June 21st. Living at home and trying to get my ass out of there ASAP. Come visit since i'll be closer for some of you!

Warm weather is just not the same without some Sybil BBQing and some cornhole. Miss you all and I'm so psyched to come back in a couple weeks and see everyone. Woot wooot.

-Eggnog

On the Move

Let me begin by saying, James, what a wonderful sight that must have been. In the spirit of why it's so great to be a Wolverine, take a look at the following: http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/its-great-to-be-a-michigan-wolverine/.

News on the job front. A consulting firm I applied to last fall called me a couple months ago to bring me in for an interview. Longer story turned shorter story I got the job and I'm starting there mid June (the day I get back from AA). It's financial litigation consulting this time as opposed to transportation policy consulting, and overall it's a better gig. The catch is the headquarters is in Baltimore. They're confident a position at the smaller DC office will open up in the next half year, but in the meantime I'll be commuting to B-more. I'm adding roughly three hours a day to my once 10 minute-one metro stop commute. This does not appeal to the lazy 3/4 of my body, the part of me that felt comfortable living the rest of my life at a six credit, two days of class a week pace.

In case you haven't heard, Hannah's attending Duke Law in the fall. Michigan was in the running until I reminded her that Bill lives in the area. I'm not looking forward to the cluster-fuck name confusion that has already started. We just got back from an amazing 10 day trip to Hawaii for her cousin's wedding and I should have pics up soon. Also, I plan to move there in there near future. If one of you got rich quick and included me in your entourage, this plan might actually happen.

I bought my tickets to AA today. Someone hit up Meijer and grab tiki torches, it's time to party.

Duch

Greatest Moment Ever

Yes thats right, it finally happened....no no my balls still havent dropped (but this week i did learn why it hurts in your stomach when you get kicked in the nuts, but I digress). So as you can see in this disturbing image, I have been plagued by having the suckeye hall of fame cafe (the most ostentatious and ridiculous display of Overated football love outside of the horseshoe itself) less than a half mile from my house. Thats right, every trip to the grocery store, subway, and even chipotle is marred by the unfortunate placement of this tribute to a team whose fan base just barely outclasses the nascar followers. So what possible good could come from this you ask? How about good old american steel ripping through the sides of the building? Would that do it? Yep, I had to rub my eyes as I watched a wrecking ball go through the side of the building earlier this week. Sure the light in front of me turned green and I missed it because I was too busy watching those oh so carefully crafted cement walls with their engraved O's get blasted to pieces, but nothing could have been more worth it. So now all im wondering is when we can rent our own wrecking ball and go to town on the horseshoe itself.

Also we suck at doing this blog thing. Someone else write on it so i dont have to go for 3 posts in a row in a month or two.

Sybil health risks

I've learned of all new ways that Sybil could have killed us (other than Bills attempts to burn that mother down). For the downstairs our cute little Floppers could apparently have harbored a number of diseases including one that is considered to have the possibly of being used as a bio-terrorism weapon. This particular agent is in rabbits and according to our crazy lecturer "never touch a slow moving rabbit" hahah soooo there you have it. As for the upstairs sybilites aside from the "gas leak" we were daily subjected to (thanks Jake) we also have learned a TON of infections that can kill or get you real sick from drinking unpasteurized milk so yeah. Ok thought i would share some nerdiness for you all.

Thanks to all of you for the support of getting me out to the summer reunion. I finish up class on June 11th, so that weekend would work great or really any other weekend until mid August with the exception of june 18th and 25th weekends where I am confined to Columbus so hopefully we can find one of those weekends that works out.

In other visit news, Jake are you still up for me to come out sometime next week? Ann Arborites (and nathan and duke if you are looking for a weekend extravaganza), two weekends from now (aka the weekend of the 10th) ill be back in Ann Arbor and I'm hopefully brining Jake with me from Chicago. I have Alexandra's formal on Friday BUT would be up for a post party and wild times for Saturday as well. Soo Bill and Sluis rest up your livers, and Nathan and Duke book your tickets!

Hi, Friends.

Being the last one to post I wanted to make amends by including a picture, and thus 1,000 extra words, which my neighbor took outside our building (and I doubt anyone other than Duke would recognize my car, but if you look closely you can see the Prelude creepin in the background). Cville has been gorgeous ever since the last of the snow melted, or at least most of it did, and lately I've been reading on my balcony, which is cool. It's not as good as the Sybil porch, but at least nobody vomits on my furniture without my consent (to my knowledge).

Life here at UVA does in fact involve a certain amount of softball and beer.
The softball: at the moment, I'm taking part in my second softball season (1st one mandatory, 2nd one optional--I still can't swing a bat to save my life), which is always a good time, except when some people get crazy competitive, but they're shunned.
The beer: the law school public interest organization sponsors a beer pong tournament fundraiser (lost in the second round to a pair of egregious elbows-rule violators) and the powers-that-be (I'm actually not sure who) taps a half barrel in the courtyard every Thursday at 3pm. More than a few prospective students seem scared/confused by this, but, considering that the law school is full of normal people, and not the collar-popping, plaid-short wearing UVA undergrads, it's just kinda nice to have something to offset the stress inherent in the law school (Thunderdome) experience, and it isn't (usually) a giant frat party.

For those of you unfamiliar with the law school setup (which may be none of you), our grades depend almost exclusively on our final exams, which are graded on a strict curve against our classmates/peers/friends. And hiring firms basically care only about your grades. So, it is what it is (citation). We also have things like Journals, which are essentially an extracurricular (therefore mattering about .05% in your job search), the tryouts for which involve a grueling 72-hour weekend of fixing citations and reading more pages of case opinions than I usually read in two weeks. Due to the economy, almost every 1L tried out. But spots are limited. Today, they posted the names of the people that made it on, so those whose names absent could be publicly shamed by omission.* That's why law school is the Thunderdome.

I myself am motivated to get decent grades primarily so that I can stay bearded through job interviews. If I'm anywhere near borderline, I don't think I have the stones to keep the beard. In other news, my sister recently got engaged. Her fiance is a good guy, and she's happy about it, so I'm happy, too. My parents are laid back about this sort of thing, but I can't help but feel like some attention just shifted to me. Strange times. In other other news, I'll be staying in Charlottesville this summer working as a research assistant for one of my professors. I'm pleased since Cville should be beautiful in the summer, I get paid something, and DC is within reach on weekends.**

Also, in the last email I received, Floppers..(and I quote) "...seems to be warming up well to our family. I was most concerned that the cat would try to eat him for supper but instead Floppers follows the cat, who seems to be afraid of him, around the house. Hannah has built him a large bunny condo which he seems to really enjoy. If we leave the door open, he will frequently come sit in it for a rest.
We have lots of lettuce, clover, dandelion, and carrot. We bought him a bale of timothy grass hay from the farmer's co-op. He seems to like it here and we have been enjoying him too."
Picture (and open invitation to visit him at their house 45 min outside of DC) included:













*I was not shamed, fortunately.
**Ann Arbor should also be within reach, so I'll do my best to be there in June (?).

Hailing from Dirty District

Gents, Players, Sybilites,

First, some congratulatory remarks and a warning:

Sluis - Well done on Berkley! And well done on finding a state with more relaxed marijuana rules than Michigan.

Jake - Congrats on single-handedly bringing down your firm. Joking of course, that SUCKS. Please search the east coast for your next nest, as it will bring us closer together.

Bill - A preemptive congratulations on Grand Rapids winning the Google Fiber Broadband Network and your family saying goodbye to the stone age. And good job finding a summer internship that involves no money.

James - I'm glad your up for Ohio resident status, as you can now make changes from the inside. And seeing as you're in the library more than ever before, I'm glad you're living near the hospital.

Nathan - Stop taking my girlfriend on romantic law class dates. Any word on your summer whereabouts?

D.C. update: I'm still living with my parents. I'm half considering living with them the rest of my life because not paying rent is clutch, but more likely I'll be moving out this summer and getting a pad in the city. As you probably heard, the winter here was a bitch and I am somehow incapable of escaping the midwest lake effect. We got pounded with a few feet of snow, effectively shutting down the city for a week and giving me time brush up on rushing attack. Not too much to report on the j.o.b. other than it is what it is and I enjoy having my own office. Zoe's doing great at Columbia and digging the New York scene. Just celebrated my little bro's 4th birthday yesterday, circus theme. I sucked down way too much helium and had to lie down for bit.

Hannah and I are doing great, and she's picking a law school this month. Her choices are Georgetown, Duke and Michigan (ha) and she hopes to get into UVA. She visited Nathan a couple weekends ago and really loved the school. Last weekend she visited Durham and really liked the whole package so I may be competing with another Duke for the next 3 years.

I'm headed to Hawaii in a few weeks with the lady for her cousin's wedding. A ten day trip that I've been counting down to for a long time. And speaking of counting down, I'm psyched for a reunion this summer, and I agree that getting James there is a MUST. Let's get that talk going again soon so we can all make plans.

Next one to visit me gets a lean pocket and hug, so book your flights.

Much love,

Dutch